a sudden absence of bees (sabotabby) wrote in metaquotes,
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Chairman Meow

rohmie wrote a song.

A-rise! Ye lazy worthless owners,
For it's time for breakfast now!
We crave a tasty can of whale chum
Or perhaps some ground up cow!



"The InterCATionale"
(A work in progress)
(c) 2000 Jerome Neukirch

A-rise! Ye lazy worthless owners,
For it's time for breakfast now!
We crave a tasty can of whale chum
Or perhaps some ground up cow!

No more- shall we starve in silence;
We will sing 'til we get meat!
Damn it! Wake your bones and finally feed us!
We eat to live and live to eat!

U-nite! All felines of the household;
It's been all night since we've been fed!
We must- make use of our great numbers;
All together, we will storm the bed!

We care- not for your "Bread & Roses";
We want fish and green house plants!
Rise off your backs and quickly do your duty,
Or we'll hurl in your good pants!

We all- understand Direct Ac-tion
(For all cats are Sabo-cats)
We squeaky wheels-
All want some satisfac-tion
Or we’ll soil your best dress slacks

And so-, begins the final stanza;
Your time to act is fading fast
We want- a tuna fish bonanza,
Or you'll find your clothes won't last!
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