Sam (l33tminion) wrote in metaquotes,

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Breaking the News

In this post, agentfroot imagines the result of her attempting to tell her carnivorous parents of her decision to become a vegetarian:

"Ade: Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you.
Mom + Dad: Oh no! What is it?
Ade: Well, you see... this is hard for me to tell you, but... I've decided to become a... *chickens out* a man!
Mom: Phew! What a relief!
Dad: We thought you were going to tell us you went vegetarian or something!
Ade: Um...
Dad: Well, it's ok. We figured you'd want to eventually. We'll pay for your surgery.
Ade: But...
Mom: I'm sorry I used to get on your case about what you wore. You were such a cute little tomboy anyway.
Ade: *sigh* Oh well. I guess I'll just go... uh, watch some gay porn or something.
Dad: Have fun!
Mom: As long as you're still eating meat!
Ade: "Eating meat," eh? *facepalm* Oops, I forgot to turn off the innuendo around my parents...

Yes, I know I'm a sillyhead. And no, I don't want to really become a man. Yet."
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