Talk about the great-granddaddy of all mixed feelings.
Lizard Brain: "Hey! Blowjobs! Are we supposed to be turned on?"
Me: "I . . . don't know."
Rational Mind: "AAAAAGH! If they have tentacle sex, we will spontaneously explode in horror! PUT THE BOOK DOWN!"
Lizard Brain: "I think Tentacle Boy's cute."
Me: "Definitely." ::reads::
Rational Mind: ::sucks thumb in corner::