What if someone wrote a Harry Potter fic in which a new student arrives at Hogwarts. This person is slightly androgynous, beautiful, a talented artist, phenomenal singer and musician, decent dancer and spellbinding actor. They are well dressed. They have read as many books as Hermione, and can snark like Draco. They also appear to be a bit psychic. They have two different colored eyes, and they are blond. They flirt with everyone, and everyone lets them get away with it.
Mary Sue? Yes. Also? David Bowie.
-- babydracohere --- not a funny post, but I love the flow of that bit :)
sharpest_rose: Mark Hamill also played the Joker-equivalent in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, and had a lightsabre fight with 'Bluntman.' He's like an in-joke wrapped in a sly wink wrapped in a funny.