I wrote the problem of "How many pirates can 3 ninja kill in 1 hour, 37 minutes and 12 seconds, if equipped with sword-chucks on a sunny day. Show all working."
So after a while, and getting help from David in throwing some D&D into it to get a vague idea of how many pirates a ninja could kill in 6 seconds normally, we worked it out to 58,320 except there is a 100 pirate bonus because they would have poisoned a group befoehand. Thus bringing the total up to 58,420!
mizunoyume's comment is also worth reading.