haiduc (fyre) wrote in metaquotes,
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What to do when your dad is a raging, homophobic moron....

From skin_art_junkie's post here

3. Develop a habit of staying in your room. As much as possible. Also develop a habit of chain smoking. At least if you die at an early age, he can't follow you to the after-life. Unless of course, God decides he STILL hates you. Kill God. He's been a meddling fucker for TOO long.

AND

9. Frolick around the room yelling "Look Dad! I'm gay! I'm gay!" ...

(The entire post is amusing, but those two are the best...)
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