This idea makes me more and more terribly happy the more I think about it. Because Ian would be all martyry about being God and all hassled and adorable and worrying about what a mess everything was in and what on Earth Angus was up to now. And Angus would just be having the gallons of gay sex with his disciples and reading his sermons off the autocue. And Paul would be mocking people with his sheet and annoying IanGod and then making him smile and then having gay sex with him. And Boris would be a floaty angel. The bible should be rewritten.
eta - credited to the right lj'er now