And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

*snarf* Okay, this is from JF, but it's damn clever

kicklecubicle, in response to a thread about the potential upcoming horrors of "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory" (the movie will star Johnny Depp, there WILL be bad fanfic):

34. Her Amazing Journey by Green Bamboo Mystery Peanut
Selenea Thomasesque is your average, American girl. Then one day, she gets a golden ticket! However, her life does not really change until she meets real hottie bishie boy by the name of Mike, they begin their most terrifying journey together, loaded with lots of uninspired sex scenes, purple prose and anachronisms (where applicable). Come for the pizza, stay for the trolls to show up and write incredibly pedantic and ultimately pointless reviews about how this story is total rubbish and needs to be deleted, resulting in the author's need to visit a livejournal and whine about it in a hilariously misspelled way! r/r plz
PG-12 - "English"-ish - Edutainment - Chapters: 1 - Words: Quite a Lot - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3F-42-0F - Published 43-11-00

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