Nolite te bastardes carborundorum (sparklesparkle) wrote in metaquotes,
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

my girlfriend just jokingly put ducktape on her pubes thinking it'd be funny and not thinking about how it might actually hurt to peel it off. and surprise, surprise the tape got stuck, she couldn't get it off without screaming, wouldn't let me help, and is now standing next to my desk cutting whatever is left of her pubes off while whining. this was after she decided it was a good idea to play baseball in the apartment.

-gyrate here
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