the butcher of mayfair (anniesj) wrote in metaquotes,
the butcher of mayfair

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the ketchup has my vote! :)

"I'm not voting for Kerry because he went to Vietnam, and I'm not not voting for Bush because he didn't. I'm not voting for Bush because he's done a reprehensible job as president and I think a ketchup packet could do a better job, and dude, Kerry's got a great big pile of ketchup packets. They can be his advisers.

Note: I am not being literal. Bush could probably do a better job then a ketchup packet in his sleep, but that's mostly because when he's sleeping, he can't bomb anything. Besides, ketchup packets have a hard time giving press conferences. Reporters tend to squish them. That doesn't really bode well for the future of Kerry's cabinet, you know."

--apocalypsos, from this post. :)
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