nom (r1cepudding) wrote in metaquotes,
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For anyone who's ever worked in a call centre

You want to speak to the young man... Certainly, what was his name?... You don't remember... What did the name sound like?... J-something? Can you be more specific?... Can you at least hazard a guess?... It could have been John... or Jack... or Peter... or Stan... or mghrbhmrnrrmm... ma'am, I'm sorry, no one here goes by ANY of those names... Yes, I'm sure... Yes, I'm positive... Yes, I'm absolutely positive... Yes, I DO speak English... Yes, I'm positive about that too... Yes, you CAN speak to my supervisor... Please hold...

-anathema666, here.
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