"And since "girl culture" makes me ooky to begin with, the combination of girl culture and baby culture is enough to make me want to wear a garlic necklace and carry holy water. It makes my *skin crawl*..."
And I replied:
Hands you a garlic and iron nail necklace and a Super Soaker of Super High-Test Ultra Good God Almighty Holy Water...just in case...oh, and some hearing protection.
It's that damn female cooing! It makes folks like us want to imitate that Munch painting...