¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤ (kielle) wrote in metaquotes,
¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤

Bring me the head of Harry Potter, so I can drink beer from it and sanity may return to the world. That evil bespectacled Mephistopheles has taken over my Friends list, and stomped flat all conversation like the army of El Magnifico through a banana republic. Give him to John Constantine for twenty quality minutes alone...with a cricket bat. Give him a heroin addiction and a career in male prostitution in the seedy ends of Leeds. Bring on the clap, crabs and syphilis (big comeback in Europe and Japan, kinda like Cheap Trick)....

( go read the entire post by dexfarkin )

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