"In the good news department, I found a box turtle five feet outside the front door, so I brought him in and told my folks it was their anniversary present. Man, that turtle had an evil face. Some box turtles are cute, but this guy was like Alan Rickman in a shell with his "put.me.down. OUTSIDE! You ig-norant ape!"
At Casa Stang, even the box turtles have attitudes."