"3. GASP! By some amazing stroke of luck, Roger Bart has suddenly moved into the apartment next to you! After hyperventilating and calling everybody to shriek about it, what's the first thing you say to him?
Well, I'd bake him a cake. Cakes are a good way to get people to like you- especially if they're chocolate. Then I'd ring his doorbell and accidentally blurt out, "OH MY GOD, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN." "