Bites The Sun (bites_the_sun) wrote in metaquotes,
Bites The Sun

Whoever claims that cats are refined animals full of poise and grace does not own cats. They own porcelain statues of cats, probably obtained at the Lutheran Gun Club Rummage Sale.

I have owned many cats, more than twenty, and I know the terrible truth. Cats are only pretending. Yes, they were worshipped in Egypt. But the Egyptians, while a fine people, also revered the dung beetle.

The ever-fabulous naamah_darling talks about the cult of the cat in this rib-tickling entry.
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