You've found us out.
We're all a bunch of Iraqis who hate the United States so much that we wreak our revenge by making teenaged authors of bad fanfiction cry.
PRAISE ALLAH, our work here is complete!
-tviokh, here. Hilarious trollage! Pissed-off author! Popcorn and Dots! Satin worship galore! You should read the entire thing. It's funny.