Just roll with it, eh?
So in the comments, mike_smith chimed in to say:
Speaking for tall men everywhere, what'd I ever do to deserve this?
I mean, I was never a smooth operator to start with, now I find out people think I can cause cancer just by banging them. Which might be kind of cool in a catoonish supervillain kind of way, but mostly it just sucks in a Mike-has-that-much-more-going-against-hi