Trisha Lynn (trishalynn) wrote in metaquotes,
Trisha Lynn
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On old wives' tales

Back in 2002, my very paranoid and hypochondriac mom had told me that I shouldn't date or have sex with guys that were very tall because they were "proportionate" and because I'm very short, she was afraid I'd get cervical cancer.

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Just roll with it, eh?

So in the comments, mike_smith chimed in to say:

Speaking for tall men everywhere, what'd I ever do to deserve this?

I mean, I was never a smooth operator to start with, now I find out people think I can cause cancer just by banging them. Which might be kind of cool in a catoonish supervillain kind of way, but mostly it just sucks in a Mike-has-that-much-more-going-against-him-getting-laid kind of way.
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