Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing (spike_phoenix) wrote in metaquotes,
Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing
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poppin' the first post cherry.

from halo4. An open letter to Olympic divers.


"Dear male Olympic divers,

Please, if you are going to make the effort to shave every inch of your body, make sure you don't forget your butt crack. This is extremely nasty. You could always pull the suit up a bit, you know.

thank you."

(the entry is here.)


-Noche
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