Singe Addams (singeaddams) wrote in metaquotes,
Singe Addams

Out of the mouths of babes

kookaburra1701 has many adventures in babysitting! Here she's trying to teach the youngest how to act like a human being (with varying degrees of success.)A little edited for content, sorry, Kookaburra!

There were only a few people at the church by then, so I thought that this would be a great time to reinforce what a good girl she had been by clearing the table. I walked her over to the pastor, greeted him, and told M. (the little girl) to tell him what she did that morning that was so grown-up.

She looked up at him for a few moments, and then with the kind of solemnity only a 4-year-old can muster, said: "I farted and I didn't tell nobody."

When the pastor had stopped laughing, I was able to get M. to tell him what I had originally wanted her to say.

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