This is actually posted in my LJ, but I thought it was the funniest thing to come out of a friend's mouth in quite a while:
Sehmket: I wasn't just, like, going at it to pic of him. Sehmket: Or porn vids. Damn. That would be cool if he'd done porn. Sehmket: Like Brad Swaille. He needs to do porn. Sehmket: With David Boreanaz!