El Juno (eljuno) wrote in metaquotes,
El Juno

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An Open Letter

walkingundine with an open letter.

Dear Drunken Neighbor,

I'm glad to hear that you like Pearljam. Your cheerful renditions of their better-known works at ASS O'CLOCK AT NIGHT, however, were most unwelcome. Please, never do this again, or I will locate an appropriately grungy acoustic guitar and pay an instrumental homage to your a capella fervor by using it to remove your SPLEEN AND OTHER VITAL ORGANS.

No Love,

Your Tired Neighbor Who, You Know, Like, Works During The Day And Stuff
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