Dear Drunken Neighbor,
I'm glad to hear that you like Pearljam. Your cheerful renditions of their better-known works at ASS O'CLOCK AT NIGHT, however, were most unwelcome. Please, never do this again, or I will locate an appropriately grungy acoustic guitar and pay an instrumental homage to your a capella fervor by using it to remove your SPLEEN AND OTHER VITAL ORGANS.
Your Tired Neighbor Who, You Know, Like, Works During The Day And Stuff