"Number Eleven: If there's ever a series of books like Harry Potter, and there's ever a big spoiler, like who dies, and I'm feeling particularly bitchy, I'm going to find out the big spoiler, and then I'm going to join every single community I can and post the spoiler. And laugh a lot at all the comments I get in my inbox. What a good plan.
Number Twelve: Newsflash: Harry dies. Sorry for giving it away. J.K. lied when she said there was going to be seven books."