mercuryglitch (mercuryglitch) wrote in metaquotes,
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On Cell Phones and text messaging...

from no_loafing in a friends only post with permission.


- It's like Instant Messaging someone online, except it requires more effort and costs more money, thereby making it more fun and enthralling.

- Vocal cords are for chumps, anyway. Really now, who has that kind of energy to expend? Not me, that's for damn sure.
- Text messaging aids in hand-eye coordination. Even simple phrases such as "I like food" and "cats smell" require persistence and perseverance in order to achieve success. Don't forget to capitalize!

there are more but those were the ones that stood out.
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