I GOT A JOB! It is almost exactly the same type of job as my old one, except I am officially an Office Bitch Assistant instead of going by the pretentious and only half-true appellation of Editor. My duties are as follows, stated on the job posting website: "general office duties, typing, errands, prepare teas." Prepare teas! I am in a job that requires me to prepare teas. Let it be known that I do indeed serve up a badass cup of tea, but that I never thought it would make my living for me.
Hopefully this isn't a coverup for, you know, a sekrit underground pr0n ring or something. "Our Real Live College Girls Make You Erotic Teas And Then Lick Them Off Your Genitals!!!111" or something.