tviokh takes her dogs, Tilly and Woofles, for a walk.Me: *turns around* *sees Woofles rolling on ground* *drags Tilly back to shore* *sees that Woofles is rolling in dead fish mixed with smelly mud* "NOOOO!! STOP IT!"
Woofles: "Huh?" *rollrollroll*
Me: *leash pop* "I said stop it!"
Woofles: "Buh?" *rollrollroll*
Tilly: "W00T! SMELLY THINGS!" *rollrollrollroll*
Woofles: "Bitch! I'm still here!" *growlbark*
Tilly: "Assclown, I'm bigger than you!" *growlbark*
Woofles: "My bad..." *hides behind my legs*
Me: "AUGH! Tilly! NO!"
Tilly: "Yeah, eff you naked ape!" *rollrollroll*
Me: "I. SAID. NO!" *leash yank*
Tilly: *sigh* "Fine."
