(perhaps a bit o'language)
His dark, platelike head raised, he hurled forth a verbal assault that could have itself been my doom, save for the content of the last insult. With incendiary rage, he howled "Bastard!! Scum!! Vermin!! PRESIDENT OF THE SEAN HANNITY FANCLUB!!" and poised himself for that suicidal plunge.
Yeah we got some crazy, flying, sarcastic little things around here. Come on down, I'll introduce you!!