The Tea Alert Level for this afternoon for Littleton is Orange Spice. There is a very high probability of both tea and things to eat. Authorities and citizens should be on the look out for suspicious activity including steeping, baking, and conversations about tea. There is also a strong possibility of soda bread.
The Teaorist spokesman, Mishalak, has made threatening comments about enjoying a lazy summer Sunday afternoon. It is belived that he is meeting with other teaorists this morning for brunch and possible consumption of tea then returning for more teaorist acts in his hideout in the Littleton area.