Stripenfoxen (terminal_frost) wrote in metaquotes,

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"Order of the Phoenix" implausibles...

"Voldemort turns out to be Dumbledore's son.

Hermione turns out to be really really *bad* at a given subject.

Dudley Dursley turns out to have magical potential

Snape makes a succession of sexist comments in the first part of the book. Later, he gets turned into a woman in a magical accident caused by Neville Longbottom. Dumbledore chooses not to turn him back in order to teach him a lesson. (Remember, kids' books have Over Egged Morals)"

-songster in response to darthfi's question on the soon-to-be-released Order of the Phoenix
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