I was playing a concert with the Blue Notes tonight and we were playing "Sing, Sing, Sing". Very loud, high energy cymbal crashes in that one. I crashed my freaking boob in my cymbals. HARD. It hurt a LOT. Like, I drew blood. I freaking made my boob bleed by hitting it with a cymbal. I am a retard. Circle me.
And it hurts. Oh my gawd, it HURTS.
--saxomofo in a public service announcement that would, were I a well-endowed woman, scare me right the hell out of wanting to play cymbals.