Good Doqz: "You know Legolas is the prettiest girl in the entire Fellowship."
Evil Doqz: "Don't be silly. Legolas is the only girl in the entire Fellowship."
And then of course there is very little choice but to get up and do the evil Homer dance.
Occasionally I inform the world at large in strident tones that "I AM A ZANZIBAR PIRATE PRINCESS, BITCHES!"
It's that kind of day.
So I am looking at news and this headline jumps out at me:
Presidential Elections - AP
Bush, Kerry Chase Each Other Across U.S.
All right. Surely I'm not the only one whose mind went straight to Bugs Bunny cartoons? And the chasing? With the mallets? And disturbingly frequent cross-dressing?