"*amused* Is it just me, or was there something incredibly phallic about that one? They seem to have moved away from the traditional cauldron this year in favour of a giant white penis. Let's see... it's a long tubular shape that starts out pointing down. The athlete touches the tip with his torch, and the giant penis cauldron slowly starts rising.... 90 degrees, and still going... it rises, and rises... and BOOYAH! A great jet of flame shoots out the end.
And there we have it: the giant flame-spurting erection of the Olympics! Heh... Zeus would be so proud."