Wow, book elitists. That's... cool. I mean, book elitists. Along with music elitists, probably has been around since writing has been invented.
"Oh, I absolutely love that etched collection of how Oog killed the Sacred Bull of Leeks over in that cave yonder there."
"Oh darling, that is so passé. Everyone's read that now. I personally ADORE the thumb impressions on that dried cow dung here. It's an absolute find, I must tell you."