FINE. Since EVERYONE has suddenly started naming their lovely laptops I feel that my unhip desktop deserves a name as well. I christen him Hubert. That's right. Hubert isn't a hipster, he's a little chubby, he keeps up with current events, loves his little dog, and he's hilarious. None of your computers can make you laugh like mine.
–terlogo, complaining that all her friends have snazzy new laptops (mine's called Raoul)