Every once in a while, I buzz the bulk mail folder just to make sure something doesn't get misplaced (has happened before), and today there was a gem: from Christian Way "Eliminate Your Bills the Christian Way".
In my house, we were always taught you were supposed to give everything to Jesus, who, as the songs tell us, has already paid our debts.
Hmmm....does "Dear Creditor, This outstanding balance has been turned over to Jesus for payment. Please contact him if you have further questions" sound ok? I could throw in some bible verses and a "god bless you"....
(I know, I know...the belief in self-responsibility is such a bitch sometimes...)