I told Dabs to nudge [the turtle] with her toe to see if it was alive. It lunged at her shoe and tried to bite her. I shrieked. I then found a giant stick and told Dabs to poke the turtle with the stick. It tried to bite the stick. Dabs held the dogs while I poked it with the stick. It bit the stick and its jaws were quite powerful and held onto the stick with which we were poking him. I was afraid then that we were poking it with the stick too much and I was also afraid that it might flip over on its back and then we'd all be fucked.
So we decided to walk away from the Really Angry Turtle.
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