harmonyfb (harmonyfb) wrote in metaquotes,
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How not to market your business

When researching accommodations in Hawaii, kben found this:

Okay, call me crazy...
...but this:

"From our home base you will have easy access to the rivers of molten lava that are flowing from the summit of the Kilauea volcano."

DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO STAY AT YOUR BED AND BREAKFAST!

Easy access to RIVERS OF MOLTEN LAVA? Not on the list of amenities that I'm lookin' for. Kay?


...kben
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