I swear, one day livejournal's going to take over the world like in Communist Russia, and everyone's going to be referring to each other as 'User ---'
"Good day to you, User callmecayce."
"Lovely weather we're having, User greentartanslut."
And the word 'User' will have a capital, but the username's won't, and it'll be because all the Users will feel that the most important part is being a part of the collective and that the self is relatively unimportant (unless they're talking about what they did that day, in which case, OMGEXSITERMENT!!)
The rest is brilliant too, I promise.