Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels) wrote in metaquotes,
Lanna Michaels
lannamichaels
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Severus Snape is SEXAY



From the hilarious ashinae here:



Dear anglepoiselamp:

Mr Severus Snape hereby formally objects to your usage of the words "cute" and "cuddly". He requests that you immediately cease and desist in using such words to describe anything he has been in, near, on, around, or looked at. He also would like to make a pre-emptive request that you do not use the following words:

adorable
sweet
snuggle
charming
perky
darling
precious

Enclosed is a list of words that are acceptable to use in describing Mr Snape, and anything he has been in, near, on, around, or looked at:

stern
imposing
sombre
serious
clever
austere
strict
scary
authoritative
respectable/respected
dedicated
reliable
intelligent

If you must make note of Mr Snape's appearance, he humbly requests that you refer to him as "sexy" or even "that sexy bastard".

Mr Snape threatens thanks you in advance for your co-operation.

Cordially yours,
ashinae,
Esq.

 
 
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