"you mean it's not on the 4th floor?" i asked.
"no, it's on the 4th floor," she replied.
"but i was just on the 4th floor and it wasn't there."
"ah, but it's on a different 4th floor," she explained and then walked away, mysteriously.
had i known that dimensional portals would be involved, i might have waited for inobunny to wake up.