Admiral Steveface (pandoras_closet) wrote in metaquotes,
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The Truth about Yoga

"Yoga", as you may not know, is a Sanskrit word meaning "death by stretching", and unlike a heart attack incurred by eating gratuitous
amounts of chocolate, there is absolutely nothing pleasurable about the process. There is, however, a tightening of the abdominal muscles (which
I consider my weakest area amongst many, many weak areas), very much akin to how it might feel to have one's intestines ripped out through their
anus.


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