space_machine: *stares openly* dude, he totally got those from aqualad. i bet it was like...the morning after, and he comes home with a pair of fish-scaled panties in his back pocket.
Batman: whose are those?
Robin: Uh. Mine. Yeah. Mine. I have uh...kinks.
Batman: *Evilpervertgrin* I like em. They're part of your costume now.
Robin: *mentally* DAMN YOU GARTH
space_machine: now i just have this mental image of dick [Robin #1] sitting in a bathtub full of bubbles shaving his legs.
tim [Robin #3]: *raises eyebrow*
dick: i like my legs silky smooth thank you.
tim: *sotto voce* you mean *bruce* likes your legs silky smooth
dick: I HEARD THAT
nuptse: *blinks* Izzat fer reals? It almost looks...sequined. I boggle at someone having to add texture to the panties.
"No, it should have...goosebumps."
"A scrotal texture?"
"Your level of wrongness baffles me."