I Wanna Dress You Up In My Snark (adjectivegirl) wrote in metaquotes,
I Wanna Dress You Up In My Snark
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It's Feline Time!

cortese has a dirty cat. In this post she tells why.



There is no way I can wreak vengeance upon her for EATING MY HAIR AND THEN WIPING HER ASS ON THE BATHROOM LINOLEUM WHEN HER SHIT FAILS TO FALL OFF HER ASS BECAUSE IT'S DANGLING THERE LIKE A HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING FASHION STATEMENT. And she panics. Because HER SHIT IS FOLLOWING HER. OH MY GOD, HER SHIT IS FOLLOWING HER! SHE HAS STALKER SHIT!
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