justbluemyself writes an open letter to all men regarding scented deodorant.
My favorite passage?
Use of these "manly" scented deodorants is hazardous to your social life. They don't make you smell like you're wearing cologne. They only make you smell like you are wearing scented deodorant. They can also be hazardous to the health of people around you. They leave vapor trails that can kill off brain cells. I know this is true. I've been getting high off a co-worker's armpits all week.