Now Aphrodite was a Sirius/Snape shipper,
And the icons-- especially the 'fucking Sirius' one--
Did stir her mighty ire. Then cried the goddess,
'Dude, squick! No way are Remus and Sirius doing it!'
So saying did she smite Aurora,
Blue-haired Aurora, of the gay werewolves,
But obviously she wasn't all that into it
Because all she did was chap Aurora's lips.
Oops, it's friends only. But I think I should persuade her to make it available to the general public because it's just that good.