Elite McLunix (cantstopthedawn) wrote in metaquotes,
Elite McLunix

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anothersaturday wrote an epic poem about my search for Chapstick, which contains heroic stanzas like this:

Now Aphrodite was a Sirius/Snape shipper,
And the icons-- especially the 'fucking Sirius' one--
Did stir her mighty ire. Then cried the goddess,
'Dude, squick! No way are Remus and Sirius doing it!'
So saying did she smite Aurora,
Blue-haired Aurora, of the gay werewolves,
But obviously she wasn't all that into it
Because all she did was chap Aurora's lips.

Oops, it's friends only. But I think I should persuade her to make it available to the general public because it's just that good.
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