"Well, after creating (and rather blatantly pimping) bad_crossovers, I got the urge to make a report, and made my way into the RW section again. This rather grammar-challenged abomination not only ran out and humped my leg, but pissed on my carpet, chewed the newspaper, and chased the cats up a tree. So, I decided to share the pain. Y'all know the drill."
From now on, I keep bad fic outside in the backyard trashbin. :P