Whatever the fax tells you is a damned dirty LIE. It was ON, I heard it DIAL, it made the FAXY NOISES, and then NOTHING HAPPENED. Nothing. I am sure I did something incorrectly, but if the machine tells you I threatened it with sports equipment and a very large cat, it is LYING.
I threatened it with TWO cats.
-jenni_the_odd, in various notes to people and things encountered during her workday.