"...blue moon hovering over a penis-shaped cloud..."
I got cicada_'s permission to post this, cause she is a 'feinds only' type gal.
(speaking of denying herself)
"I'm not a happy-joy-joy person. When something makes me happy and super excited enough to tell everyone on my buddy list, it's as rare as a blue moon hovering over a penis-shaped cloud on a sunny day."